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Red Balloon Co.

We sell exactly ONE product.
And we're really, really good at it! 🎯

🎈 The Perfect Red Balloon

100% Red (not 99%, not 101%)
Perfectly Round-ish
Floats (when filled with helium)
Makes satisfying "pop" sound
Guaranteed to be red
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$2.99
*helium not included

Why Do We Only Sell One Product? 🤔

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Perfect Focus

We've spent 47 years perfecting the art of the red balloon. Why dilute our expertise with inferior colors?

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Quality Over Quantity

Our CEO once said: "I'd rather sell one perfect balloon than a thousand mediocre ones." He was probably joking, but we took it seriously.

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Zen Simplicity

Less choice = less stress. You'll never have to agonize over "Should I get red or blue?" The answer is always red. You're welcome.

Frequently Asked Questions 🤷‍♀️

Do you really only sell red balloons?

Yes! We are committed to our singular vision. We believe in doing one thing and doing it exceptionally well. Plus, our warehouse is really small, so there's only room for one color.

What if I don't like red?

That's impossible! Red is scientifically proven to be the best color. If you think you don't like red, you just haven't met the right shade yet. Ours is perfect.

Can I buy in bulk?

Absolutely! Whether you need 1 balloon or 1,000 balloons, we've got you covered. They'll all be red, obviously. Bulk discounts start at 500 balloons!

Do you have any plans to expand your product line?

We're considering adding "slightly different red balloons" to our catalog. Our R&D team has been working on "Red 2.0" for the past 3 years. It's 2% more red!

Ready for Your Red Balloon? 🎈

Join thousands of satisfied customers who chose the obvious choice.

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